Patrick Klepek's saved articles
Aaaahhh, nude Uno. I had the pleasure of owning one of those awful cameras, and my mates and I spent more than a few drunken hours playing this little gem online. The games always got more interesting when a fourth “Rando” would turn up with his junk out. Happy times. Read more
The IRS will accept this as the reason my taxes are screwy, right?
“I jumped on a cloud when I should have stomped on the koopa. But otherwise they’re totally right! When can I expect my mushroom to be deposited into my account?” Read more
Chris Priestman wished games encouraged you to sit and take things in. Read more
I actually didn't know about the lack of game pad support! That's weird and slightly a bummer. I feel much more like a badass general when at my mouse and keyboard, but it is sweet to lean back, take a moment and ponder moves while in my arm chair Read more
Did you say Sasquatch with mouth for stomach?
Always wondered how these things can stay in games and be shipped. Didn’t realize until I started making my own games that sometimes you’re too far in to figure out which assets you can toss or not. Deleting one thing could create issues for another. Just easier to tuck it away. Read more
WBGames’s current stance in this situation:
This makes me think that some folks just don’t know when to stop. But then, where do you draw the line as a dev? Draw it one place and people think your a asshole, draw it somewhere else and you have fans like the one guy I saw at a MLP con asking the creators of a fucking -KIDS- show when they were going to openly… Read more
It still baffles me that EVE put their FPS module on the PS3! Not that there is anything wrong with having a PS3 version, but how could they not have a PC version? The entire population and lifeblood of EVE is PC players. Read more
I really wish someone would do a post mortem with the developers to find out what the feck happened with that game. There was literally a point in the game where I could shimmy across the ledge and the float upwards and disappear from the game world. Read more
The story from the Guardian is just horrible. That poor boy. That poor family. I do think there’s a big discrepancy between how we teach young women to be safe online, and how we teach boys the same. I can remember my mother being VERY adamant about my younger sister being safe, knowing who she was talking to, not… Read more