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Patrick Klepek
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Senior reporter at Kotaku, streaming Mario deaths at youtube.com/patrickklepek

Hmmm, to cheat or not to cheat. Read more

That’s so hot I could murder someone, but personally I don’t have the legs to do it. Read more

Come on man! Isn’t it obvious that fahrenheit is in fact the most intuitive temperature scale ever? Read more

Interesting review for Bloodborne. The Souls games are one of the few I like watching people play far far more than actually playing. (Which isn’t something I can say for most games.) Read more

I envy you Northerners right now, it topped out at 100 degrees Fahrenheit here in Pretoria this week. Read more

I tried several times and got my ass handed to me by Ebrietas. Now I’m thinking I need to throw $20 at From and give her a new try with this bow. Read more

Not super related except for that end bit, but I’m happy you’re going to be giving Undertale a shot. That game deserves it. Read more

Awesome, always love a viable bow build... Read more

I’ll take my lollipop chainsaw any day, popping a beast blood pellet I regularly hit 4k damage per combo, I love it. Bowblade is probably my next character though, need me a bloodtinge character. Read more

It really just solidifies the stance that ranged combat completely breaks Souls PvE. Read more

Yea, I remember I killed Ebrietas on my first try. Didn’t seem that bad as long as you stayed behind her. I had more trouble with Vicar and at the end with Gehrman. Read more

Poor Ebrietas. She just sits there mourning what looks like a petrified Rom and then you walk up to her start stabbing.
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The Xenomorph looks dumb when standing upright in the cool guy “chin down eyes up” pose. Read more

I wonder if it’s coincidental that the Spanish word for “drunk” is “borracho”.

That is some bullshit. I don’t care what legal or even personal issues you have with the man. He created MGS and they pulled some bullshit. I have played every MGS game since the first one on PS1 (even the Acid games!) and I refuse to buy MGSV for who knows how long.

Even if Kojima gets a portion of the funds for each Read more

This will probably pop up soon, but Jade Raymond just kinda dissed on Konami for replacing David Hayter in Metal Gear when announcing the Best Performance award. Read more

I’m just amazed that they brought it to light live on the show. Read more

And why exactly is Kojima still working at that place? They kidnapped his family or something?
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